it’s 2014 why do boys still think girls like the smell of axe
idk bout u but i love the smell of an axe in my hands. smells like wood polish and cold iron. smells like power and fear.
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The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.
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this guy is systematically undoing the world
The La Brea Tar Pits translates to “The The Tar Tar Pits.” Los Angeles is terrible at naming stuff.
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which is even funnier because she’s the reason lesbians are called lesbians. she was know as sappho of lesbos and her poems were all about her love for women
no im totally not a lesbo my super actual husband is dick allcocks from man island i’m megahet
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No romance novels I don’t want to read about fucking a dragon….well maybe a little….
So I went to go find a new romance novel/series to read and of course like 80% are poorly written or have a stupid premise…..and then came the new theme/type of lead and I shit you not it was inspired by the fucking hobbit fanfics….dragons……there were several novels about having sex with dragon shifters….tumblr has invaded my favorite genre and I’m looking forward to reading the one……I mean who doesn’t want to fuck a dragon.
Tielle St. Clare or is this another author?
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